pardonmewhileipanic:

Canada, we seem nice, but we’re hella into anal

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therealraewest:

wifightclub:

so I had to make a lamp for pottery and sculpture II so I worked on my project all day today and every time people looked at me weird bc they were expecting like a bedazzled lampshades or some shit and I’m not about that so I got finished and went over to my teacher holding this huge motherfucker

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and everyone was just staring at me like “what the fuck is this thing??? what???” and then I plugged it in

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people fucking lost it

ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD

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a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

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dog: *barks*
me: chill

mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”

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drugsupplier:

calling your friends like

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barebackinq:

Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…

Mom:image

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